Joke

A: Christ how long does a reboot take ??
B: Goshhhhhh !! It took him 3 days !!

Thoughts

If LIFE would have been predictable , then what fun would we derive from living it !

Some words are better left unsaid, then why can't some tasks be better left undone !

A dead-end is nothing but a fresh beginning in a new direction !

If you can't dazzle them with your wit bamboozle them with your bull shit !